028 - Axe Body Drunk, Chainsaw Cafe, Wooden Penis, and Murder at Arby's

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode:

-Lime scooters

-Motley Crue's The Dirt review

-Axe Body Mouth Spray

-AK 47 theft

-Chainsaw in a cafe

-Wooden Penis

-Arby's manager shoots a guy at work

-A listener craps his pants during the ACT

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Transcript

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0:00.0	What's up, Daddy's. Today's program is jammed with bold flavors. I give you a drunk driver
0:05.5	who sprayed axe body spray in his mouth, an idiot who steals an AK-47, a maniac who busts into a
0:12.5	cafe with a live chainsaw, a school principal who gets fired over a wooden dick, and an Arby's
0:18.8	manager who shoots a guy at work for spitting on her.
0:22.9	All this with special guest Matt Bronger.
0:26.9	Live from Los Angeles, whoo!
0:31.2	California!
0:33.5	You're lifting a power move, Daddy!
0:36.7	Y'all are making power moves, rock in a Detroit groove,
0:41.3	to some American dudes out making power moves.
0:45.3	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rockin a cold one in each hand.
0:50.3	My buddy Dave and our Americans, just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging
0:57.0	paps.
0:58.0	Now he lied with no clasp, blown shit up and chasing ass.
1:02.0	Yeah, I want to make power moves.
1:05.0	Yeah, we're making power moves.
1:07.0	Right to a Detroit groove Just all American dudes
1:11.6	I'm making power moves
1:14.0	And we're back
1:18.5	Thanks to Rich O'Toole for that lovely song
1:20.8	We are here with special guest Matt Bronger
1:23.7	B-dubs is camping
	...

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