026 - Vice Presents The Meeting On the Mountain
Episode One
Episode One
4.8 • 881 Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2018
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Andrea Quarkboard for Vice. Truth. How far would you go to find it out? Is it even possible? |
| 0:08.6 | Not even on a personal level, but on a universal scale? What if the stakes are the foundations of the universe? |
| 0:16.9 | Is truth real? With Cheeto and Kaffee-Fee Trump, porno-in-chief Donnie Pimp Racismo, |
| 0:24.3 | pushing his fake news into America, the truth is shakier than ever. |
| 0:29.7 | After a while, after enough lies, do you decide to stop searching? |
| 0:35.2 | Enter, read Gimble. |
| 0:40.4 | At first, I want to go to Antarctica and everyone started yelling at me. Carol was pissed. I wanted to YouTube myself walking off the edge of the |
| 0:46.0 | world, thought that'd be pretty popular. And yeah, I'd be dead, but it'd be pretty famous. |
| 0:50.8 | Carol said if I died, no one would clean the dog do anymore because the kids can't do it right now because they're hormones. |
| 0:56.5 | So she started pretending to be CIA for a few weeks. |
| 0:59.9 | Her name was Agent Debbie Fastman and she told me that I would both go to jail and hell if I didn't start eating vegetables. |
| 1:07.6 | She said that the U.S. government would arrest me for going to Antarctica to join ISIS. |
| 1:12.1 | Took me a couple weeks to crack that code because it's like, why would a CIA agent keep pestering me about making sure I clip my toenails so that I stopped tearing through my socks and shoes and getting hobo foot? |
| 1:22.9 | Terrejo, Indiana. Not the usual place you think of when it comes to spiritual understanding. But it is the |
| 1:29.3 | home of Reed Gimble, a flat earther, a World War II denier, and a recent proponent of Buddhism. |
| 1:36.6 | And Reed is not alone. His YouTube videos and his MS paint diagrams garner millions of views |
| 1:41.9 | online. I started getting into this mostly in prison. |
| 1:46.1 | I never gone to prison, mind yet. |
| 1:47.5 | I visit my preacher, Reverend Gary the Blade, Janice, and he's in prison. |
| 1:52.2 | And he started preaching badass shit. |
| 1:55.7 | He started talking about how cool raw denim is, and that feels better on nude skin and |
| 2:00.8 | things like that, shit and i got |
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