The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, Wanted, Dead or Alive, the Hunt for Dr. Yins-Libiana.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to Episode 1.

The world is changing.

There are sinister agents of chaos amongst us hiding, blending in to the good, common people of the world.

They mock our laws, our peace,

and our way of life. We aim the flashlight of truth at these cockroaches and watch them get crushed by the heel of justice. Dr. Yinz Lubyana, raised under the oppressive Soviet regime,

a young Yin Zublana was a real whiz kid. He accelerated through the

ranks of math and science and earned himself a doctorate in Earth studies at the Moscow Institute

and Moscow. As the Moscow Institute was crushed under the boot heel of the Soviets, also known

as the Red Menace, Dr. Yins-Libyiana wandered around Eastern Europe going from university to university

in an attempt to teach his theories on the world. Is this what pushed him over the edge, the

constant rejection, created him into the sociopathic mad scientist he is today? Eventually,

Dr. Yins made his way to America through Akushche jobs at Dundas Industries.

Months happened without events.

Then Dr. Yins-Libyanna disappeared with two pounds of uranium.

Who really is Dr. Yins?

What made him do this?

And more importantly, why haven't we caught him?

I'm here with Rupert Wallace. Rupert Wallace is an ex-FBI agent from the Online Affairs Unit.

He is a straight-laced, hard-boiled veteran at the Bureau who brings 10 years experience as a criminal

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