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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

02-19-21 - Ted Cruz Taking Heat For Heading To Cancun While Texas Freezes - Looks Bad But What Could He Have Done - John Taking Siri Directions Or Getting Lost On Bike Trails

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

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🗓️ 19 February 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Friday February 19, 2020 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Friday already. It's 5.45 this is the morning sickness. My name's John Holberg. There's Brady Bogin. You got yourself a Brett Fesley over there. Big Dixilitos around here somewhere. And we start our Friday off. Glorious. We were just talking about the Ted Cruz thing. It is kind of to me. I just find absurdity and everything the politicians are doing right now. I don't care anymore. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care. I just don't care.

0:30.0

I just don't care. They make no difference in my life. And the difference they do all adjust. And I'll just make the best I can make out of this. They're all jackass. But Ted Cruz going off to Mexico during the Texas crisis. And Brady made a good point though, because you were saying something like, I don't know where our senators are whenever we have a pride. I don't know whether. But I do think you would know if they were dicking around on a beach. Well, people were freezing to death. Yeah. If they would know if they started posting some stuff. They're like, I'll agree. Would have been if he had a dance video on the beach.

1:00.0

If he's tick tock him, yeah, it would have been awesome. Yeah, but if you're sitting there like, you know, it's terrible back in Texas. And I am what's called a representative of Texas. I mean, you guys didn't realize it, but you should have done what I did, which just go down to the beach. Did he do the right thing as a human being? Yeah. If my stage freezing, and I've got an opportunity to get to Cancun, guess where I'm going. But if I mean people have, please, but you can't do it as the representative. Right. And I think you nailed it. What's that? That?

1:30.0

It might have been a family member, maybe the Mrs. Oh, his wife was talking to the neighbors and saying we're going down to Cancun. We're getting out of this. And, you know, kind of almost because of running from it. It's the time has juice. Yeah. Get out of here. The noble and honorable thing to do is to stand at the helm of the ship that is thinking. And Texas needed, you know, it's representative to seem like they care. They only the governor more than that. Yes. But I mean, president's like it never, you know, senators never got the bad rap here on how things are being handled in Arizona. I think he's such a loud

2:00.0

mouth. Yeah, you know, about Texas. And think about it. But George Bush got yelled at for not getting to Katrina fast enough. He couldn't do anything other than fly over it. Yeah. If you, if you don't show faith, it's all, it's all visuals. I mean, again, Tony Romo got blasted for going to Mexico on his off week during the playoffs, because they had a by week.

2:19.5

Remember, and he took Jessica Simpson. What's Tony Romo doing in Mexico? If you're from Texas, and you represent Texas, and you're down in Mexico at all during something kind of important. You're dead. You're done.

2:29.8

And if something would have happened, the Cowboys lost a back. And the other 54 guys on the team weren't responsible. It was all Tony Romo's fault. He's down there with Jessica Simpson that

2:41.1

sex pot. Look, I got a week off in Jessica Simpson and her primes. Like, let's go down to the beach. I'm like, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and take it. Yeah, we're going to, I'm going to, I got this week off this by week. It's going to feel nice.

2:52.8

Taking out all my frustrations on your beach body. And then I'll get to work again Monday with it. No, he was supposed to be studying in a room. And then they lost the game. And it was all Jessica. She was a, she was a succubus. Yeah, she took away the Cowboys chances.

3:07.9

hilarious. Yeah. So it looks terrible. And, you know, I've Republican Democrat, whatever, the Republicans are going to defend Ted Cruz for doing it.

3:16.7

And if it was a Democrat, they'd be all over him. I, I, you just can't do it. You can't, but I don't know where our senators are, but we don't have these kind of problem. Like Phoenix doesn't have, like, you know, days end of, we don't have a power grid. Maybe if we, if we make one left turn, where we're supposed to make a right turn, the whole state shuts down for weeks, he's got to, he's got to hang around at least Washington, right? He can't, he can't go to the beach. That's just it. Your neighbor's house is burning down and you go to the beach. It just looks bad. But it's funny. Time, you know, like the state of emergency.

3:47.1

Happen and state. It's always the governor talking and you never hear it. Sure. It's his job. Right. We wouldn't get credit. He's just going to get blamed. So you have to know that you have to be careful. I look.

3:59.0

I can't do it. I get the family. You stay. Exactly. You send the family. And then you go out in a park and walk around a couple of feet. And it looks terrible. Oh, it's cold as hell. We got to do something about this and get it behind a podium. We go. We're working on it. And then go to Cancun.

4:11.7

You should have taken the photos before you left of holding some buckets of snow. Right. Getting ready to melt some water. Really. What would you know what would have won everybody over Ted Cruz in a bucket. And then like flushing it into snow water. And he's melting and boiling something like cool from Ted Cruz is in it with us. He's one of us. And then we're going to Cancun everybody. Yeah, he's that was dumb. But it's funny because he's on the plane. He's packing up. He's getting a hell out of there. Not everybody in Texas is freezing. But when you're the state rep, you have to be the one that.

4:41.8

You have to hang around. But Brady, you said something really interesting. He said, I don't know where John McCain is at all times. It's pretty easy to find right now. He's pretty much always in the same spot. I think it's Arizona. So he's always here. Tragedy or otherwise. Yeah, he's easy to find out.

4:55.5

Catch, you know what? Is he in an earn? Was he there? I don't know. I asked two questions and you're going to get to him. It's not like he's Waldo. It's pretty much easy to grab.

5:05.2

But the, yeah, I don't know. Look, most people don't even know who their senators are. We got Kelly, the, the Kirsten cinema. The only reason I know that is because I'm waiting for her to pop up with a boyfriend or girlfriend because she made such a big deal about going both ways that I just want to see what she swings.

5:20.6

And now she's been to the Starwash and she looks great. Forget about it. Not me. I think the Starwash yesterday. Oh, back. She's back to where Starwash. Oh, it's back. She went through it again. I mean, maybe she's got a membership or a pass on her windshield.

5:33.0

But she went through the Starwash again and holy moly. Yeah, she was oxidizing there for a little bit. She needed. Yeah, she need some work.

5:39.2

Well, clear coat. Maybe she's got Simon eyes, a total extra this time. And then, you know, clear coat. She's good for another year because I was like, Holy cow. She looks great.

5:46.0

A new style new hair. Yeah, they, they, they, they Starwaster again. And it's pretty solid. So a McCain's in anapolis, Brady. Oh, that's right.

5:54.8

He's not even in Arizona. What if we have a problem? I know. Where, what, what the, where's his priorities?

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