This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

All right, let's go back a bit in history.

If you're in your 60s or 70s or, yeah, probably 50s or 60s, there used to be drop drills in school.

And you dive under the school desk and hold your hands over on your neck behind you.

And your ass had to be facing the window.

And this was about atomic weapons.

This was about Russia dropping the big bomb,

because we're talking late 50s, early 60s,

and it was, I got to tell you, starting in elementary school,

you'd have to do these drop drills.

I mean, just crazy.

And then it was for some reason your butt had to face the windows

because I guess if an atomic weapon was unleashed,

your butt got fried 1,000th of a nanosecond before your head.

Go figure, you know, glass flying all over place.

Fair enough.

Well, that changed.

Okay?

Then it became earthquake drills.

Okay? You dive under the desk and so everybody has to deal with the earthquake. And now,

can you imagine where society is, it's now active shooter drills that school kids have to undergo and be dealt with on a regular basis.

So, let me give you a story, it's a Southern California story, about a school principal just placed on administrative leave

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