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You're listening to Tuesday's episode of The Archers, from BBC Radio 4.

Music Oh, how are you getting on?

I've got more stuff to pack up than I thought.

That's because you brought the kitchen sink with you.

I did not bring the kitchen sink, Dan, because you already had a kitchen sink.

That's true, yes. Good point. Do you want this? What is it? It's that back massage thing I brought you that you never use.

No. Can I have it? Yes. Good. I think they're brilliant. Well, please take it. Knock yourself out. Not literally. You're crazy. It's wonderful respect you have for your father. Well, I do actually have a lot of respect for you, so there. Do you think it'll work all right, you and Kirsty? Well, I hope so. A bit late now if it doesn't. Why, do you think we won't get on? I've no idea.

I like Kirsty. I like Kirsty too. Really? Well, most of the time. I mean, we do have a slightly

chequered past. What with her reporting you for poisoning the am? Yes. But that's all behind you now.

Water under the bridge. Oh, Dad. Poor taste?

Yes.

She and Roy were very considerate when your mother died.

Was that both of us?

I think it was. Saved by the bell.

Oh, it's Martha.

It's Martha on her first day at school yesterday.

Oh, look. She is smashing. She really is.

Oh, she looks so excited.

I know. Oh, I don't know what Alice is so stressed about.

Really? Well, it's quite a big step.

Yeah, but Martha's the kind of girl who'll love school.

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