This is a fun one.

This is a prison story.

And this has to do with a prison and Abadahs, or I have to pronounce this correctly.

I used to live in British Columbia.

Abadus Ford.

There we go.

British Columbia.

There's a prison there.

And so, as you know, in prisons,

the prisoners sneak in or families of prisoners or cohorts of prisoners are always sneaking in

either cell phones or weapons, but more often they're sneaking in drugs.

And this one has not happened before.

Here comes a pigeon flying in, okay, and pigeons fly into the prisons all the time,

and the guards see the pigeons flying in. And all of a sudden they see one that is wearing a miniature backpack. Now, you know, you question a miniature backpack

on a pigeon. And in fact, they were able to capture the bird, took some time. And there was this

tiny little satchel, this little backpack, and what was in there?

A few grams of methamphetamine.

Not much because you can only get so much meth inside of a backpack that you put on a pigeon.

But they were able to do it, and they couldn't catch whoever it was because they're the ones that caught the pigeon.

And the pigeon doesn't have a name on it.

And there wasn't a return address on the backpack.

So they're trying to figure out who did it.

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