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The Archers

02/04/2026

The Archers

BBC

Performing Arts, Fiction, Drama, Arts

4.09K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Oliver’s grateful to Miranda for her recent help with his near-miss with Duke. Miranda’s sorry for appearing so glum when they chatted afterwards, and gives Oliver the whole story about Brian. Oliver’s horrified to learn how Brian suddenly went back on their plans to move in together. They discuss Jennifer, and Oliver comments on Brian’s past ‘indiscretions’. Miranda seizes on this – she knows about Siobhan, but who else? When pushed, Oliver mentions Brian and Caroline. He regrets his words and tries to get Miranda to give Brian the benefit of the doubt. They discuss Caroline, with Oliver sharing that he normally raises a glass to his late wife on her birthday, which would be tomorrow. Miranda offers to join him and he warmly accepts.

Stella struggles gathering Rosie’s things for school, as she tries to help Pip, who’s heading to see Azra this morning. Azra asks standard questions and Pip tells her Ruth had cancer at about Pip’s age. Azra examines Pip and finds a small lump – she doesn’t think it’s anything to worry about but refers Pip to the breast clinic. She explains what will happen. Azra encourages Pip not to worry, and is keen to check she has someone to chat with over a cup of tea. Azra suggests it would be worth telling Ruth. Pip says she’ll think about it. Stella phones to check in and agrees with Azra about telling Ruth, who might be sad to be left in the dark. Pip worries it might stir things up for her mum, but agrees to consider it.

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:07.0

An abandoned psychiatric hospital.

0:10.7

As if staff had simply walked out one day and never returned.

0:14.3

And the unexplained death of a nursing assistant.

0:17.8

Mary Glasgow 35 had died when on Judy.

0:20.8

It wasn't just an altercation. The room was wrecked.

0:23.2

The curtains were on the floor.

0:24.9

She didn't just die at her workplace.

0:27.0

Something strange happened.

0:29.9

Assume nothing. What happened to Mary Glasgow?

0:33.5

Listen first on BBC Sounds.

0:35.7

You're listening to Thursday's episode of The Archers from BBC Radio 4. Morning, Miranda.

1:00.5

Oliver.

1:01.4

Good ride.

1:02.2

It's blown the cobwebs away at least.

1:04.7

Hasn't it, lad?

1:05.7

Splendid.

1:06.9

Don't think I'm quite up to it today after my near miss.

1:10.1

Yes, how are you? Are you okay?

1:11.6

Oh, fine, fine. You know, feeling less sprightly these days, but what can you do?

1:17.1

Yeah, me too. My hips get very grumpy.

1:20.3

Can't do without a mounting block these days.

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