Good morning, Tara Hot. This is your friend Dunstan Checks in here with my good pal, Bradford Hockandock, here on 1488 a.m. W. Ben, and we are coming at you live from the Indiana State Fair. It is a crisp 53 degrees here at 6.30 in the morning, and things are just getting started. Now, let me put down my corn dog for a moment and formally welcome you to The Farm Report.

All right, Tara Ha, that was wonderful.

Like I said, we are here on a beautiful crisp morning.

I am here with my good friend Bradford.

Bratford, go ahead and say hello.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the show.

I'm very excited to be here with my good friend Dunstan,

and we're ready to get this kicked off, eh?

Yeah, I mean, it's absolute riot here already.

6.30 in the morning, things are already going off.

So they ain't even up yet.

Son ain't even up yet.

I mean, we're sitting here in a dark tent.

Pitch black. I can't see you in front of me.

I can just see the lights bleeping and blooping and, you know, zipping and zapping.

You got all the lights going.

We're live. I can see the fire from the corn dog pit and then like the butter cheese pit.

And then I think they are trying to invent this new food where they just blend up, you know, macaroni and cheese and just funnel it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, it's Oreos and fried Coke in there.

Just real delicious stuff.

Yeah, I mean, I'm a doctor's on.

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