And the only difference between Georgia Redneck and North Carolina Redneck is a state line. Amen.

We burnt wood all our lives. I thought my name, my boy, he's got, my son's full name is this, John and Paul, get me some wood Morgan.

And that was my middle name growing up.

I'd be dogged if I'm going to get wood when he's around.

I ain't going to cut grass when he's around.

And I told my wife, she's crazy for washing dishes when she's got two girls that's able to do it themselves.

I mean, some of you parents drive yourself crazy and raising a lazy generation,

I went to shopping!

What? A bunch of lazy, raising a lazy generation. I went to something. What?

A bunch of lazy, no good for nothing,

runt kids.

Need the blue john beat out of them.

You girls couldn't cook yourself out of a wet paper bag if you have to.

You boys, scared of a weed eater, you sissy,

get the lace off your underwear and going to be a man.

Say man, right now.

Here chainsaw running, run for their mama's curtain tail.

There's come.

Amen.

All I know to tell you is when we're cutting a tree down, you better be out of the way.

But anyhow, we're his little tree down you better be out of the way and uh uh

but anyhow

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