The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled Two Weeks Paid Leave. This is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to two weeks paid leave.

I am Sergeant Pudstunk of the Terror Heart Police Force, and this is the first episode

of a policeman-oriented Blue Lives Matter podcast meant to give ourselves a voice outside

of the uniform. I am joined here today by two wonderful police officers, men of the shield,

men of the badge and the gun, men of the handcuffs, who love serving the the communities and busting some heads.

Gentlemen, please introduce yourselves.

Hey, uh, to all the, uh, good citizens, to all the perps, to all the sickos, and to all the hip-hop gangbangers.

Uh, perpendicular your ear region, uh, tactically parallel to the speaker so your auditory orientation

can take in the situational sound impulse that will be perpendicular to your listening.

This is Officer Joey Presbyziak from the Chicago Police

Department, North Shore Division.

And I'm, my name's Officer Connor O'Grady McKinley, the Boston Police Department,

Precinct 12. I've been a police officer for about 12 years now. And, you know, every day I go out there,

protect and serve, sometimes one more than the other. I'm not sure. But I'm happy to be here.

It's very important that we do this show, I think, because Blue Lives do matter,

and a lot of people seem to know that these days. So, thank you.

Yeah, I see a lot of the flags. I see a lot of the bumper stickers. And, you know, I don't hear a lot of people saying, you know, not only Blue Lives Matter. And we know that. We're just

saying that policemen deserve to be protected.

Policemen deserve to have their feelings coddled.

Policemen deserve to get a vacation, you know, whenever they kind of point a gun at an 8-year-old and tell him to get his pussy on the pavement.

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