The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This episode is entitled, Take Me to Your Dealer.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Thank you. mystical greetings my name is julius st. Arpao.

This is episode one of the podcast, Take Me to

Your Dealer, and I am joined here by two extraordinary men, Mr. Kyle Witchwood and a Mr. Josiah

Patrano. Gentlemen, thank you for being on the podcast. Hey, thanks for having me.

It's good to be here, man.

Now, I'd like to explain to the audience who we are and what we do.

I am Julia St. Arpaio.

I'm a ninth-level mystic of the Rosicrucian Order.

I have been experimenting with mind-expanding drugs for upwards of 22 years. I am a vagabond of sorts, a vagrant that wanders from place to place trying to expand my own

place in the universe and understand where I fit within it. Currently, I have been promoted to the

doctor of wellness at the Church of Doug's Van, and I am looking forward to helping people expand their minds.

Kyle, please go on tell us about yourself. I'm very excited to have you on the show.

You know, Julius, really excited to be here. Like you said, my name's Kyle Witchwood. I'm a working professional in Silicon

Valley. I'm the creative director for a company, which I'll choose not to name for employment

reasons. Probably wise. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I've been working out in Silicon Valley for a while

now the last four years, and I'm working for a really hot startup,

and I am actually the inventor of the now trending use of microdosing LSD

in the Silicon Valley area.

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