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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

01/14/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #46

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2013

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Brody Stephens calls in and reminisces with Joey about their time in Seattle.

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Streamed live on 01/14/2013


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0:00.0

Oh

0:10.8

Shit we're early this morning. We ain't fucking around no more

0:15.6

You're doing when Patriots win we get up. He's doing when I came he was doing jumping jacks

0:19.8

Oh shit the Ohio players

0:22.5

Hit it brother

0:24.5

Don't know those people I was doing jumping jacks. Oh now fine. Yeah, what?

0:31.0

These are real motherfucking black people right here shit. It's funny on the album cover on iTunes

0:36.1

Go away. You'll walk. They all have a pose. Oh, what do you think they're gonna have fucking straight white hair with a little fucking plaid shirt on?

0:43.6

Yeah, he's a hard hit and banging mother fuckers. Yeah, it's his black car on it. Oh, yeah, click that shit for these people

0:51.8

He's smoking baby

0:54.5

The church of what's happening now bitches Monday morning. What's today's day?

1:05.5

Talk like a 14 oh shit. It's all over. This is when the real year starts right now

1:09.9

Wait a minute. Hit it. Gonna get your kicks. Oh, it'll be fine. Yeah. Oh shit

1:17.9

Oh shit, make sure you want to go out and hang out with black people and jump up and fucking down on the corner

1:22.9

Make fun of white

1:24.9

Mm-hmm, and see you can do that because you're here sparing like white people can't do that you could do it

1:29.4

Oh, the fuck you want to do?

1:31.4

You can do it on the fuck you want to do you want to put a hat on a pink fucking hat on right now with a feather in it

1:36.2

And just go to any corner get a bottle of fucking brandy and go hang out with some black people

1:40.4

They'll take you cool. You're just cool. I'm sick of being fucking white and walking around eating tuna fish

1:45.4

I'm switching governments. I'm coming to hang out with the brothers. Where's the Ohio players? One more family fire?

1:51.0

You're slipping like you're slipping fucking

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