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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

01/13/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #45

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2013

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Joey and Lee talk to betting genius the Philly Godfather. Tom "Buns" Segura also calls in.


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Streamed live on 01/13/2013

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh shit, oh shit, it's the Lord's Day, Sunday, January 13th, except you are there.

0:22.2

The church of what's happening now, Joey Kogledi is my main man, Lee Boom Boom, where's

0:27.7

the envelope, Syat, aka the fly mother fucken, here we go. Oh shit. Oh shit, the Lord's

0:46.5

Day, Kiddily, little wiggle, little wiggle, let's get these feet, get the blood gone,

0:52.9

y'all right, we're here, mother fuckers, a beautiful day to be alive. Thank you for tuning in,

0:57.5

Sunday, what is it, the 13th, who the fuck knows, I ain't no goddamn calendar, it's great to be here.

1:03.1

You're feeling good, you're looking good, last night when I got home at one third in the morning,

1:07.6

I went out of my car, it was fucking on early, I was listening to a knife, stoned to the

1:12.1

gills, I went outside of my balcony, tried to smoke a joint, I'm not allowed to smoke in the

1:15.4

house no more because of the baby, so I got like, well, you know, you could smoke the vapor in

1:18.4

that house, when you got late night, you want to hit it, you want to see the devil, you got to go

1:22.0

out in the fucking balcony and roll like one of those little guerrilla fingers I rolled this morning

1:25.7

with Lee Lee Lee, look at Lee Lee Lee Lee, and stoned to the gills already, how I like it, look at

1:30.5

them, those little Chinese eyes, I show up, you ain't got no fucking bagels here, he's the only Jew without a

1:35.5

fucking bagel, because I don't know if there's a bagel shirt, I go, that's the first thing a Jew does

1:39.5

when he lands on a destination, he goes on his iPhone, he goes on his rock, and he presses in

1:44.5

his bagel, and it comes right up three blocks away, that's the first thing a Jew does, when a Cuban lands

1:49.3

first thing he looks for is bananas, fucking coconuts, I'm sorry, I've been slipping man,

1:53.4

you're slipping, this one's talking, this is why I love you though, because we fucking all slip,

1:58.9

but I got home last night, and I went to first level, went to the ha ha to close it out,

2:03.2

okay, Friday I went to this little club, by sailing, whatever the fuck it was, but last night

2:07.7

I went to the ha ha ruby, it's always freezing out, it's just cool, you know, even this morning,

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