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I'm sorry, Miles, but that's what I happen to believe.

Someone's splashing magic, water on Rob, isn't going to make the slightest difference to anything.

It's mumbo jumbo.

Yes, Dad, but it's a time and a place.

And I'm not the only one who thinks it.

You won't be shot by this, will you, Vicar?

Not really, Mr Titchin' and I know.

A church is a hiding place of the week and the inadequate.

Right. This will make no difference to Rob.

Well, Rob thinks it might, so.

I've rather assumed you'd be doing this for Rob's sake.

I'm doing it because Miles said we ought to.

His idea, his idea entirely.

And I suggested it because Rob is ill.

In a little else we can do for him, don't you think?

Where is he anyway?

He's resting in the car.

Well, fetch him, will you, Miles?

It looks as if no one else is coming.

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