4.8 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2014
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | They say every thousand years there comes a bird of myth. |
0:05.5 | To challenge our perception of who, what, where, why, and whiff. |
0:11.5 | Oh, that legend's not me. Don't worry about it, man. |
0:14.0 | It ain't old fat kept smith. |
0:16.3 | It's Jonathan Livingston sales go bitch to the bird Salesmanship |
0:21.3 | He flies like the jizz flies when that shit's externally popped |
0:27.2 | You just bring you all some savings man |
0:29.4 | That bird only wants you to shop |
0:32.8 | The bird soars over every nation's borders man |
0:35.9 | Bird does big campy stop because this bird's going to |
0:38.6 | fly you around the world to wherever alive smikeau show drops let me testify for the bird for a minute |
0:45.2 | man i was blind the bird gave me sight i was scrawny weakling the bird made me fat and powerful |
0:50.9 | now i just want to get back to the bird. And since child sacrifice and burnt |
0:55.0 | offerings are illegal in this country, freedom of religion my ass, we offer the bird some money, |
1:00.6 | man, writ large across a melancholy sky full of peanut butter. Oh, the bird of salesmen ships flying |
1:08.1 | children. Look up. he's flying some savings |
1:12.8 | over your fucking head man |
1:14.4 | he wants you to reach up and grab for him |
1:16.5 | man |
1:16.9 | birds a giver man |
1:20.5 | birds like some really good weed |
1:22.0 | or a blow job so good |
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