006: Space Beard

FEaB

SModcast Network

Nerdist, Comedy, Chasing, Smodcast, Mira, Mosier, Scott, Matt, Clerks, Amy, Mallrats

4.8 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2014

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Scott confuses Sean Connnery movies, Matt has never seen ET and they both agree that Raiders of the Lost Ark was the shit.

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0:00.0	Oh, sweet bird of legend, bird of life.
0:06.2	Killer of my many pains, man, pegging out all my strife.
0:11.6	Deliver me from Emo, bitch.
0:13.8	Fly me to the fucking moon.
0:16.7	Give all the ladies, big old dig and all the boys.
0:19.9	Dirty Poon.
0:24.7	Oh, Jonathan Livingston's sell goals.
0:25.4	Taking flight.
0:32.9	Sores to the clouds like there's a ban a gas mining operation up there or something.
0:35.4	Jump in my twin pod cloud car.
0:37.4	Let's follow that bargain busting bird, man.
0:42.2	He's going to take us to the best in the show's money could buy, Lobot.
0:46.5	Like this Saturday, man, he's going to take you to Agora Hills.
0:51.2	Yeah, to the Canyon Club where me and Ralph are going to babble to fuck on.
0:53.5	September 22nd, Gore Hills, man.
0:56.2	He'll also take you to a week after that, September 29th.
0:59.3	Take you the John Lovett's podcast theater, man.
1:03.5	Tickets at cismod.com is always, kids.
1:08.2	Oh, the bird of sales and ships flying, children.
1:08.8	Look up!
1:13.5	Don't be lost when the time comes. The day of the bird coming like a thief in the night tell you man what that bird's going to take us that
1:20.0	bird's going to falcour your fat ass to reno nevada if you let him for our historic
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