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I'm going to do something.

Never thought I'd do.

Never thought I'd do.

I'm going to reduce myself.

Reduce myself to something.

I'll never say, I'll never root for the Packers.

Never ever in life will root for the Packers.

Won't happen.

You can never find me rooting for the Spartans or Buckeyes.

But I'm going to root for the freaking Irish.

I'm on a root for him, Ira. I'm on a roof for him, Iron.

I'm on a roof for him.

Sam, we've had this conversation for a few weeks, right?

The, what is the least or less objectionable option?

So, Sam, you remember, we have not really had interns here in a while, but actually I've had the same conversation with a lot of our part-timers.

One of the lessons in life and one of my mantras, I don't know if mantra is a really good way to say this about this statement.

But sometimes in life, you always have a choice in life.

In everything you do, you always have a choice.

But sometimes your choice is between, I'm going to clean this up, is between eating poop in a bowl or eating poop on bread.

Bread at least takes some of that nasty flavor away a little bit, right?

So we know Ohio State is pooping the bowl with poop syrup on top.

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