Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast. It's me, Mosha Cashor, with my brand new voice.

And his same old wife.

You know how many every day I wake up next to you? It's like a different woman. I feel that you might have multiple personality this sort of.

Well, you know, you actually don't wake up next to me because by the time you wake up every day, I'm already way way into my day.

You know, it's funny. You do this character on the podcast. I've noticed where you're like to put upon a wife. But in reality,

you're broadcasting a persona to our listeners that doesn't really accurately reflect the situation on the ground in our household.

The other day you woke up at 1115 actually.

That was very rare and it was like 1015.

And you didn't even mention it as a like, hey, that was a solid. Thanks, brother.

I did.

You know, the other day I caught you in the most Natasha Lajero position I've ever caught you in.

We came home and you're having the tile redone in your antique bathroom.

Well, because it's all old pink tile. So I tried to keep it all when we moved in, but the floor is so cracked. I had to take it out.

And I came around the corner and Natasha was on her knees nearly weeping going they destroyed it.

They destroyed it. And it was as if it felt they took pink some of the pink tiles.

It felt like someone had it was as severe as if someone had abducted our child.

And then I said destroyed what? And she was like four pink tiles.

And in reality, you were like about to cry over four tiles because they're irreplaceable.

And I love. I just love old things. And I hate you for them to get destroyed.

You are neurodivergent as it applies to antique house things.

I guess so.

When it comes to that, you have a your own unique way.

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