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Welcome to the endless honeymoon podcast, secret dump. Are you ready to dump, Tosh?

Yeah, I could use a dump. Yeah, dude. You've been you've been needing a dump all week. I've been

look at like your attitude generally has been undumped. Thank you. I've noticed it. I was like,

oh, this woman needs a dump. Actually, the truth is you have had a bad attitude lately,

and it's because you've been doing something positive for yourself, and it's ended up being

incredibly negative for me. Oh, having a sober February? Sober February, which by the way,

I don't even know, I think people did that. I thought it was sober October.

Well, I like to do my own thing. And why did you choose February?

Because it's the shortest month. And yeah, it was funny. Natasha was like,

No, it was just, it was just, you know, I was just like, oh, I used to always do that. So I was like,

February? Well, I think with the pandemic, I hadn't really taken a break.

Mm-hmm. I'm like having wine, but you know, just sipping on wine every night.

What's up with December 1st? You're about to rock out pretty hard.

You mean March 1st? Yeah, that's what I mean.

Uh, no. You're going to coke out? No.

You are such a co-head. It's so interesting that our listeners don't know that.

I've done cocaine like once when I was like 23.

I've never done cocaine. What's it like? I heard it's like, um, not worth it.

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