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audiences only. Parental 92 known species apart. in a pear tree.

There are 92 known species of partridges, and all are actually ground nesters and unlikely

to roost in a pear tree.

It's a fallacy, this line, because this would be unnatural.

They simply don't belong there.

Devoursing me at Christmas and leaving me rotting alone in a cold place where I didn't belong, it was also an unnatural state

of existence.

I was a sickly partridge, and this cruel new reality was the pear tree where she sent me, where I didn't belong.

So I responded, as one does under a breakup, both romantic and psychiatric.

I chopped my true love up like I was filaying flank steak and stuffed her

dice remains amongst the tinsel and ornaments around our Christmas tree. Welcome weirdos. I'm Darren Marler and this is weird darkness. Here you'll find stories of the

paranormal, supernatural, legends, lore, the strange and bizarre, Crime, Conspiracy, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved and Unexpected.

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