Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. Imagine if there were really smart aliens out there who wanted to talk to us from super far away. How would they do it?

First, I have to say that if they truly are really smart aliens, they would probably want

nothing to do with us. We've not really been model representatives of the human

race lately, much less Earthlings in general. Then again, maybe that's what makes us attractive

to them. They see us for the idiots we are, which might explain why they travel

here with their spaceships and instead of take us to your leader, they're going with take us to your

sphincter. For some reason, anal probes seem to be their chosen mode of first contact

on a fairly regular basis, but I digress. Let's pretend aliens haven't arrived yet, or even

know we exist, just for the sake of this argument.

Let's assume that they can't travel faster than the speed of light, nor can they send messages

that fast either.

Not even T-Mobile can promise that kind of speed and connectivity,

no matter how cool 6G sounds like it might be. So then how might E-T communicate with us?

Not being able to overcome the speed of light would make things true. communicate with his

his crash

things tricky and until we capture an onunaki with his crashed

Nabiru spaceship to interrogate for his travel technology and

Garmin Universal GPS we have to rely on our own

scientists for theories. Scientists at SETI, the search for extraterrestrial

intelligence, are trying to find out how our extraterrestrial pals might go about reaching

out to us from a distance, and they've come up with a theory they call shelling points.

Now despite sounding like a corner of your dinner table at Joe's Crab Shack where you toss your empty crab carcasses, a shelling point is a place, in this case, outer space, where two parties who want to communicate might focus their efforts in order to accomplish the task.

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