Join the Cone Club.

But what is the Cone Club?

Well, it's a botanical sticker club.

Every month that you'll remember, you'll get sent a unique sticker of a tree, cone, flower, acorn, fruit, or leaf.

All very cool, obviously, and all illustrated by an exciting independent artist.

Plus, each sticker comes with a little info card all about the tree it's from,

so you can learn a little bit about that month's species. Now, these stickers are all top quality,

obviously, they're UV safe, they're waterproof, and perfect for wherever you stick your slaps.

Maybe your laptop, your journal, your water bottle, car, kayak, hell, you name it. My four-year-old niece chose her thighs,

her forehead, and my cheek. Though I should note that they will last longer somewhere else.

And they're all printed locally right here in Portland, Oregon. When you join the club,

you also get access to all our previous stickers, too. We have over 50 of them now. Start your

arbitrary botanical collection today by going

to arbitrary pod.com to get started. That's A-R-B-O-R-T-R-R-Y-Podd.com to get started.

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What's up, Fungle Associates?

Welcome to Completely Arbitrary.

This is the podcast about trees and other related topics. I am one of your hosts. My name is Alex Kroeson. And of course, on the big green couch, we have Casey clap. Hello, everybody. It's me, Casey. Hello, Casey. Hello, Alex. Quick question for you. Quick question for you. Did you know that our podcast is completely supported by the lovely people who listen to it? You know what? I'm not going to even ask my question because I didn't know that, Alex. Sorry to steamroll your question. That's all right. No, actually, that was another lie. I did know that, Alex. That's right. That's just how great you people are.

That's right, Casey.

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