Zoos

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2017

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Hello Internet! Welcome to another in our impromptu "Summer Fun!" series! This week, ZOOS! What do you do when you see a kid tapping the glass? Can you go to a zoo as a childish adult? Should you correct a parent spreading misinformation? What do you say to your kid when the animals start doing "what comes natural"? How did zoos start anyway? Questions to these and more! Enjoy and be sure to tell a friend!

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0:00.0	Hey Theresa, what's the most dangerous animal in the zoo?
0:03.0	Man.
0:04.0	No, it's a shark riding a lion and holding a gun.
0:07.0	It's Schmanners! Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
0:24.0	Oh, yeah.
0:25.0	Oh, shh.
0:27.0	Oh, yeah. Oh,
0:28.0	Oh, Oh, Oh,
0:30.0	Oh, Hello internet I am your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife host Theresa McElroy.
0:43.2	And you're listening to Schmanners.
0:44.9	It's extraordinary etiquette.
0:46.3	For ordinary occasions.
0:47.7	Hello my dove.
0:48.6	Hello dear.
0:49.9	How are I?
0:50.6	Oh dove and deer.
0:52.0	Two amminals. Look at that. I'm sorry what? How are I, oh Dove and Deer, two aminals?
0:53.2	Look at that.
0:54.0	I'm sorry what?
0:54.8	Aminals?
0:55.5	No.
0:56.8	I'm pretty sure they're aminals.
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