Hello from my basement where I chuck coffee, place,

synthesizers, and try to keep my cat off my keyboard.

Hello from my closet where crazy times call for crazy ideas,

like having a party with all of you over Zoom.

Which is exactly what we are going to do,

because we like experiments and we miss you,

and we love you, and we are lonely, but like, cool lonely.

Yeah, cool lonely.

So this Friday, April 17th at 7pm Eastern,

just grab your favorite quarantine snack and join us on Zoom.

We promise not to eat our snacks loudly into the microphone.

We promise.

We will share insider info about our upcoming five-part series

on a secret government mind control program.

We'll take your questions about how we make the show,

or really anything that you want to talk about or ask about.

We will hear Amory sing a song by Black Street,

and we will maybe see me get a haircut live.

We will definitely see Ben get a haircut live.

Plus we'll have some other surprises.

So come hang, this Friday, April 17th, 7pm Eastern.

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