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Entering into the new wave of community-spirited group video calls, the

Ambridge Summer Fates Worse Than Death Committee members are holding their

first technologically advanced meeting.

The call for volunteers was sounded, and Parish Councillor Emma Grundy is in the chair.

Hello, hello, can anyone see me?

Oh, Claret?

Emma?

Emma, I can hear your voice?

I can hear you, Claret.

I can't see you though, just your try moving the laptop screen now down oh yeah that's

your standard lamp down a bit that's the table leg up a bit. Oh hello Eddie. You might want to put trousers.

Oh, hello all. Oh you're lovely and clear Emma. Who else is on? I think it's just me and Clary so far.

Clary's the light fitting. Move your screen again Clary.

Ah, hi a Clary. Oh, hi a Clary. Oh, Eddie, no one wants to see that.

Hello, uh, hi Ruth, we can't see you, just turn your video on.

On your screen there's a little picture on your camera.

Oh, this thing.

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