Hello and welcome to On the Sofa podcast with me, Coulson.

Me, Jack.

Me, Ben.

It's a Friday, but I've let you said your own names, just because I'm feeling...

Oh, is that what happens?

I'm feeling generous.

This is your podcast, where your three best mates from the world of film and TV and radio and

reality TV.

Oh, yeah, I love it.

And podcasting.

We all come together.

We sit down to talk about we love hate and rate about the world of film and TV. To start today's episode

off, Ben, you have been in our mailbox. What are people saying in Ben's reviews? I'm the

mailroom and in their mail room with me is Jenny Rao, Pumpkin Sculptor. Ah, yeah. This is

one of our Patreon members. It's mad how we find work for her all year round, isn't it? I know, because you'd have thought she's just a one-month person. Do you know what? All year round, you might need a pumpkin for a light by your door. Scares someone. What? And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. But she makes them awe you.

A bit like one of those Christmas shops. That's closed down near us. It's tough January. You said it was open every day, Christmas every day. It was. They've closed it. They've closed it. They've closed it. I went past it and I went, oh, it's not Christmas today. Had a bad Christmas.

What is it?

What's she called?

Jenny.

Jenny Rao.

She's always in Transylvania though.

Work never dries up there. And Whitby. Back to back. Why do vampires and pumpkins have a connection? They fucking do. They do now. So she just got to see the bone temple. Just seen it.

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