Zombeavers (2014)

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4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

In honor of Trace's 31st birthday, we're closing out February with a discussion of one of his favorite movies: Zombeavers! That's right, a movie that gifts us John Mayer in his feature film debut and one of the most salacious games of "Would You Rather" ever committed to film sends Trace into a non-stop flurry of giggle fits throughout the entire episode. Join us as we discuss this 77-minute-long film that features a plethora of beaver puns, Millennials scissoring each other to Lady Gaga, were-zombeaver people (and bears) and some very impressive zombeaver puppets. It's about as ridiculous (and entertaining!) as it sounds. Also up for discussion: severe penile trauma, a crazy faux Oscar campaign, a Frank Sinatra-style theme song and a delightful animated opening credits sequence! Look, this should be a one-joke movie that doesn't work, but it's actually a film with lots of jokes and it does work! That this admittedly juvenile film is non-homophobic and has equal amounts of nudity between its male and female characters is just an added bonus! If you've never seen it: give it a chance! Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys via our brand new Twitter handle @horrorqueers, like our Facebook Page or join our Facebook Group. > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote Support the boys on Patreon and shop our online store for your very own Horror Queers merchandise! Check out the NEW online articles on Bloody Disgusting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.4	Nalsferatu.
0:23.6	Radu, Under 17-9 a minute without parent.
0:25.8	Only in theaters Christmas Day.
0:27.3	Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.9	This is the bloody disgusting podcast network.
1:03.0	The Network. Please! Elton Jesus Christ, hurry! Please! And welcome back to horror queers. We're talking beaver jokes.
1:05.5	We're talking animatronics.
1:07.6	And we're talking penis carnage.
1:10.6	I'm Joe. And I'm Trace. And we're talking penis carnage. I'm Joe. And I'm Trace and we're talking
1:13.5	zombievers.
1:16.1	I god. Zombievers. Zombievers. Zombievers. I don't know if that's how it goes, but we're
1:23.8	talking zombievers, everybody. I was so tempted to be like, we should just end this episode with a five-minute rendition of you singing the Zom Beaver song since you sent me all of the lyrics.
1:36.3	No, because I looked it out because I wanted to see what they were.
1:38.7	And I was like, because I've seen this movie.
1:41.7	This is probably the fifth time that I've seen this movie.
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