I was getting confused. What day is boxing day? Is boxing day to 20? Is it boxing day today? It is today? It is today. This is boxing day. You guys boxing. Take all your boxes out to the trash.

Are you boxing it up and giving it back? I don't know taking it back to the retail store. No? None of that for you.

My older brothers had a completely different definition of boxing day when we were little kids.

Oh man. Did you do that?

A little borough. Oh yeah, they beat the crap out of me on the 26th. Yeah.

My brother and I, when my parents were off visiting people one day, we decided to have a pillow

fight, but with boxing rules.

So if you got knocked down and went down to your knee, you were out, right?

And we decided to do this in our formal living room because that's where all the figurines were.

And my mom had like this gorgeous, gigantic bald eagle that we managed to knock the knock off.

And we super glued it.

Mom, maybe 10 years later, maybe even 15 years later was in the living room once and she's like,

how did my eagle get broken?

How did my eagle get broken?

Lasted 15 years before we did tell her.

Yeah, Tony and I, back when we were in high school, we, we, uh, did you figure the statute of limitations had run out?

We, I was, I was like a sophomore in high school and my brother was in eighth grade.

Oh, my, and it was funny.

I remember getting ready to just wheelhouse, you know, and you, you pack the pillow really tight. So that, because you got to get you got to get them down to a knee.

We tried, we tried to swipe in each other's knees, you know, to just get them down that way.

But I remember all of a sudden I turned

and there's a pillow just in my face. And it was coming. My brother just packed a punch.

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