Zo’s Mess in Texas | Houston Chronicle’s Matt Young Talks Patriots-Texans | The Email Bit - 1/15 (Hour 3)
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
(00:00) Zo’s Mess in Texas!
(15:43.64) Houston Chronicle’s Matt Young Talks Patriots-Texans.
(30:26.10) The Email Bit (Proudly brought to you by Jeffery Glassman Injury Lawyers)
Please note: Timecodes may shift by a few minutes due to inserted ads. Because of copyright restrictions, portions—or entire segments—may not be included in the podcast.
CONNECT WITH TOUCHER & HARDY: linktr.ee/ToucherandHardy
For the latest updates, visit the show page on 985thesportshub.com. Follow 98.5 The Sports Hub on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Watch the show every morning on YouTube, and subscribe to stay up-to-date with all the best moments from Boston’s home for sports!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Toucher and Hardy on the Sports Hub. |
| 0:04.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.6 | We are Toucher and Hardy. |
| 0:09.3 | You can watch us on YouTube. |
| 0:15.7 | And that's why. |
| 0:20.6 | Farts. |
| 0:21.7 | And you can subscribe to 985 Sports of on YouTube to get all the wonderful programming. |
| 0:30.5 | And Scott Zolak was on the air on Tuesday from Gillette Stadium where they were they broadcast during the season and uh Tony |
| 0:41.3 | Maserati was on the phone with them and this happened yeah the best day of the week by the way is |
| 0:45.7 | Tuesday when you guys aren't here and I can come in and take the studio over that's fine I sit here |
| 0:50.1 | all by myself you know what we like a lot we like a lot better down here it's probably less of Oh, my God. It's the one day I come in, I don't have to clean my workspace. That's good. Because I was the last one to sit here. Yeah. I can smell Zol's feet from here. Oh, that was a live one. So again, what Zolak does, it's on TV, is he takes, you can see it at Tutscher and Hardy as well, |
| 1:13.1 | on Instagram, and you can see us playing this from yesterday, is Scott takes the mic out of the |
| 1:19.1 | mic holder, he's got a handheld mic, and he puts it to his buttock, and seemingly live rips |
| 1:25.8 | a fart. It turns out it was taped, but it doesn't really matter. |
| 1:28.0 | This is a Scott Zolak fart. |
| 1:29.7 | Feed from here. |
| 1:32.7 | Oh, that was a live one. |
| 1:35.7 | Yep, that was a live one. |
| 1:37.3 | And so Scott obviously has very wet farts. |
| 1:41.9 | And... |
| 1:43.3 | And... very wet farts. And. |
| 1:49.8 | And the team. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Beasley Media Group, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Beasley Media Group and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.