You're going to be. Oh, So, And thanks to Ernie Salcedo, owner of Ernie's mufflers, as well as the recently opened

Ernie Salcedo's leatherbound books for that

insightful interview on his ever-expanding business ventures.

And closing our broadcast this evening, we now head to Maggie Masterson live from the King Falls Chamber of Commerce with a special report on a not so special day.

Maggie?

Thanks, Bert.

To some in the Tri-State area, today is simply the first of the new month.

Springs just begun.

The crisp mountain air has given way to warmer breezes,

and with that, the beginning of canned meat week at that weird food truck.

But for others today is a day that lives in infamy, April Fool's Day.

And for our small mountain town it's a day of reckoning.

I'm here live with April Fool's expert,

Deputy Troy Krieghauser of the King Falls Sheriff's Department.

Thanks, Maggie May.

Is this how close I stand to it?

I don't want to get too close to it with my mouth. It gives me flashbacks back to my stance on Tom Fuller is well known in these parts.

He doesn't take kindly to fools or people acting a fool so you know he definitely takes issue with a day set aside just for him.

Deputy Troy, one of a handful of the deputies in the King Falls Sheriff's Department, speaks from experience

when it comes to the King Falls April Fool's policy.

Isn't that right, Troy?

You bet you're hemmed up britches, Maggie. Sheriff Gunnerson along with Mayor Grisham

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