Zero to Hero

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about skunks, getting old, and staying away from the devil. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have all over 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here!
0:20.0	Hello everybody, I'm just Craig Philiponna chilling with the cat on my lap. Boo, say hello.
0:25.3	Meow. Did you hear that? Did you hear that? She's so good. Anyways, I'm coming to the comedy store, Hollywood. This comes out in time. So Friday night, I'm on both belly room show.
0:39.9	You miss one, go to the next one.
0:41.6	You miss that.
0:42.7	You're not in the city because why would you miss that?
0:45.3	It's me.
0:45.8	What are we doing here?
0:47.2	Anyways, on to the next Portland, Oregon, opening for the homie,
0:50.5	Brendan Scha.
0:51.1	I believe, actually, I better text him and remind him.
0:53.8	That was confirmed several months ago.
0:56.1	But this is a bad intro, isn't it?
0:59.2	Then what else?
1:00.0	We got Uncasville, Connecticut, Vancouver, Canada.
1:04.5	We got all sorts of shriekoneck.com.
1:07.3	My website's backup.
1:08.6	God bless you.
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