Drag your gonads on the lanky and lanky and lopoeu scandalous Anthony's.

Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast.

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to familiarize yourself with the lore of this podcast.

Last week was the eighth anniversary of this podcast.

Thank you to everybody for all the kind messages.

And we begin. The first week of year nine. This is year nine, isn't it? I'm shit at Matt's.

Is this year nine? If the podcast is eight years old, no, this is the first week of year eight.

My podcast is old enough to have its first Holy Communion.

My podcast is old enough to eat a piece of bread which has magically transformed into the flesh of a 2000-year-old carpenter.

That's actually blasphemy there.

You're not allowed refer to it as magic.

I got in trouble before for calling it magic.

What I'm referring to there is transubstantiation.

The belief in Catholicism that a piece of bread... What I'm referring to there is transubstantiation.

The belief in Catholicism that a piece of bread can turn into Christ, the actual flesh

of Christ, even though it still looks like bread in substance and you're touching

it and you're going, it's bread.

It's like no, it's actually Christ.

It's a carpenter from the Iron Age.

That's what this is.

You have to eat it now.

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