Zelensky vs. White House, Food vs. Ozempic, and Elon vs. Everyone

Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

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Comedy

4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Sam and Dylan are back to break down Zelensky getting kicked out of the White House, the Oscars Egyptian roots, Elemer of the Briar, social security being a ponzi scheme and foods that defeat Ozempic.

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Transcript

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0:23.8	$45 up front payment equivalent to $15 per month.
0:26.3	New customers on first three month plan only.
0:27.8	Taxes and fees extra.
0:28.7	Speed slower above 40 gigabytes.
0:29.9	The reason why Sam is being such an idiot right now is because he hasn't taken his magic mind.
0:37.2	But oh my goodness,
0:39.7	oh, my God.
0:47.9	Welcome to Deepwater.
0:55.0	Where are you going right now?
0:57.0	They crank the 5G up and then we just all get shaking and bake in microwave.
1:02.0	I love it.
1:04.0	I didn't say that, you absolute moron.
1:07.0	There was no dinosaur.
1:09.0	Those are Nephilim giants from the Bible.
1:11.3	And Lucifer is in the Vatican? Yes. Oh, okay, got it. I think space is probably like
1:16.8	just a giant liquid. Build it up, feel the well, when it's about the collapse, release the gaze.
1:23.5	Are you going to get the jet? Never. The conspiracy social bug, aka Deepwater's daughters.
1:33.4	Hey.
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