The point, let's just push, pause on this real quick.

Let's say you and I are out on a date.

Let's just say we're both single.

Like you could land me.

Okay.

I could fuck you with my eyes close.

Don't even flex.

You know you're attracted to all this in a nutshell.

225 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal baby.

I could totally run buckshut over that butt hole of yours.

Don't even play. Welcome to the All-American Savage Show Podcast with your host John Burke and is far more attractive

co-host, me.

Now let's get into it. That's what your mom said. I'm going to do. Well, good morning, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the All American Savage Show podcast.

Well, rather a good afternoon to you.

It is currently 107 PM CST right here in Richardson, Texas at the Shell Shock

CBD HQ across from me since my beautiful heterosexual bearded

Jewish life partner Josh operating those controls like whoever poor

soul is having to operate the teleprompter while Joe Biden fumbles his

way through a butchered speech. But Josh is much better. He's much better.

Well, I tried. He tries. How was that for an intro? That was pretty good.

Felt good. Felt right. flowed it flowed it flowed as

smooth as our 1920s brand syrup for your old fashion yeah okay

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