Sell it.

Oh, it. It has been forever. We had Christmas. We had me moving house, sorry compounds, we had the Australian bushfires

and now of course we've got COVID-19.

So I'm recording today from my little lounge room with the fabulous comedian and writer Brianna Williams in her living room in Melbourne.

Yes.

Hello and thank you, self-isulator.

Oh, thank you, fellow self-isulator.

And may I just say I commend us both on self-isulating. It's been a couple of weeks of me yelling in my living room about people trotting off to St. Kilda Beach.

I saw your post about that.

Made me pretty furious.

Like, imagine risking getting a pandemic virus

to hang out at St. Kilda Beach, arguably the worst thing in the world.

I'm sorry Melbourne people, but I did think when I saw those photos of hundreds and hundreds of people on St Kilda Beach. It's like it's only St Kilda. It'll still be there. It'll still be just as shit when this is all over and you don't need to

apologize to me I'm from Perth originally so you can imagine my disregard the beaches on the East coast that I've seen thus far.

So if you're from the west coast, basically any beach that doesn't have a sunset over it, what losers we are over here?

Being from Perth as I am, it is shocking to me whenever I see that many people on a Melbourne beach.

Nothing compares to what we have over west. So yes, just stay at home. All right, just stay at home. It's fine. It's just stay at home.

It's all right to stay at home. It's fun.

It's just at home everyone.

Stay the fuck at home.

Yeah.

And speaking of beautiful things, who are we talking?

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