Sell it.

I'm going to do this.

Oh, sell it.

Oh, sell it. I'm going to do this badly. Better, better, better,

swing better. Is it great?

Am I a natural?

Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, so wing better.

Why do they say Kennedy?

I think it was the batter at the time.

So maybe I should have said

thornally, thonally, thonally, thonally, thonally, thonally,

so wing better.

You say it like it's spelled correctly. Thank you.

My pleasure.

That's Colin Delaney and he's his my mate. Thanks for coming.

It's a pleasure to be here.

He's a screenwriter. He currently writes your favorite

episodes of Home and away and he does other cool projects but I first met him as

the host of Rock bingo at Cricketers Arms in Sydney on Tuesday nights, which is

fucking cool because instead of numbers he just plays songs. So let me tell you a story. Not you Colin. Sure. Everyone else.

Because you're in the story. We were eating fried chicken and waffles one morning one Saturday morning with friends and

Colin and his lady Betty were chatting to me and Colin asked if I'd heard of a cult, the baseball cult, the long-haired

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