ZBT #76: Platoon Room
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2018
⏱️ 38 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
If you could draft one fictional and one non-fictional person into each branch of the military, who would it be? Despite a ton of confusion, Chaps, Cons, Bren and Kate draft new members of the Marines Corps, Navy, Army and Air Force. They also talk about the best and worst kind of farts because why not!
You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.6 | This week's episode of Zero Block 30 is brought to you by Tommy Johnson. Luckily, our boy, |
| 0:14.5 | young Brendan had fucking some Tommy Johnson last night because he didn't get to go home because he |
| 0:19.2 | was stuck in New York because of the snow storm and he's wearing the same exact clothes, |
| 0:24.7 | the same exact underwear, but he got to wash his underwear out in the sink and they dried real fast |
| 0:29.4 | because he's wearing Tommy Johnson. No, he said, see, you should have, you could have. |
| 0:33.4 | I've been a great. I would have been a great average, but Tommy John is the best pair you'll ever |
| 0:39.8 | wear as guaranteed free. I'm actually wearing them right now, but I have enough where I don't |
| 0:44.0 | wear them two days in a row. I do feel very snug. I know. I can tell. I feel my underwear, if your |
| 0:49.4 | underwear is good, you're going to have a better day. Yeah, just exudes. And they don't rest your |
| 0:54.2 | bar like you almost every pair of underwear when you put them on. They feel nice at first, |
| 0:59.1 | but then the cotton stretches out like you're going all over the place. Looks like you took a |
| 1:02.9 | dump in your pants. Maybe got some poop stains in there. Yeah, Tommy John. Stubborn poop stains. |
| 1:07.0 | Tommy John is not that way. They stay in place. They're wedgie proof, like legit wedgie proof |
| 1:12.1 | underwear. And it's completely redesigned and re-image t-shirts with their silky soft second |
| 1:17.2 | t's that they're must have plus their winkle wrinkle wrinkle wrinkle wrinkle wrinkle. They're |
| 1:21.8 | wrinkle resistant and they never shrink, which I have a big problem with as you could tell from |
| 1:26.1 | a picture that I took this week, my sweatshirt shrink. And it makes me look chubby whenever |
| 1:30.6 | things shrink. But that did not happen with Tommy John. They stay in place. If you want to get |
| 1:35.3 | some Tommy John's go to TommyJohn's dot com Tommy John singular dot com slash chaps for 20% |
| 1:41.2 | off your first order. That's Tommy John dot com slash chaps for 20% off the most comfortable |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Barstool Sports, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Barstool Sports and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.