ZBT #73: Naked In The Woods featuring Sean Parnell
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
4.7 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
On this edition of ZBT, Chaps and Cons discuss the Naval officers who were removed from their posts after getting caught drunk and naked in the woods. Why do military members always feel the need to be naked all the time? After reading his book Outlaw Platoon, Cons interviews Sean Parnell about writing the book and his experiences in Afghanistan. Kate debuts her new segment Kate' Corner with a review of 15:17 to Paris!
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