ZBT #345: Military Facts + Marine Corps Mails A Woman Pee

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🗓️ 9 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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ROUND 1 (12:25): The Marine Corps sent a group of special packages to the wrong address & the recipient was shocked to find… URINE. Sounds like a leader at 11th Marines Regiment might be a little PISSED off when they realize a full day’s worth of pee tests is wasted. ROUND 2 (27:50): On a recent episode we talked about Congressman Adam Kinzinger’s family beefing with him over politics, but honey, that’s got nothing on Hitler’s nephew who went & blackmailed him & then joined the US Navy… Historical Drrrr-amaaaa! ROUND 3 (37:51): Spring is fast approachin’ and with it, plans for... an Air Force C-130 raid near Salt Lake City? Kate: Whoa, what’s the buzzzzzzzzzzz about that? Chaps: Well I’m itchin’ to tell ya & the answer won’t bug you if you hate mosquitos, that’s for sure ::hearty, cornball laughs:: ROUND 4 (46:13): Military ‘Snapple Cap Facts’ that you can spout off at the bar. It’ll impress folks almost as much as slapping down a shiny, new challenge coin!!!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. It's a Tuesday edition
0:10.9	here on zero block 30 and today we have four rounds of the magazine. Mara, wow, wow, number one.
0:18.4	I've been, can I say, I have been struggling over my speech ever since I bragged about
0:24.3	doing ad reads well. Yeah, you got cocky. Yeah, now it's all in my head and I'm, I think I'm just
0:31.6	going to have a speech impediment from here on out, which in my line of work, not great. Probably
0:36.4	one of the last things you'd want to have. Yeah, no, I don't want that. All right, round number one,
0:41.4	the Marine Corps in a group of special packages to the wrong address and the recipient was shocked to
0:45.8	find urine. Sounds like a leader at 11 Marine regimen. Oh, the 11th, I'll get roasted for that. The
0:53.2	11th Marine regimen might be a little pissed off when they realize a full day of worth of
0:58.6	piss test is wasted. That's a lot of piss showing up at your house. There's a lot of urine. Yeah.
1:03.9	A whole regiment of piss. Yes. Like showing up to a stranger's house. And I don't think, like,
1:09.7	going like getting pissed, like you just throw it in the trash can like, oh, that's not my piss.
1:13.6	I got to throw this piss out. But that means that all those from 11th Marine regimen have to be
1:19.0	back up at like zero four zero five to go. P again. Oh, no, buddy. They got their piss back.
1:25.2	Don't you worry. This story's got it all and Katie maths is at it in this one. What? I would think
1:30.9	that if it's, see, you lose chain of custody of your piss. Yeah, you got it. That would be that
1:36.3	would not count in a quarter law. So if you're a 11th Marine regimen that and you were doing a
1:40.8	little bit of nosebears, this was the time for you to get away with it. Congratulations. Yes.
1:45.6	Uh, uh, uh, round number two on a recent episode we talked to Congressman Adam Kinsinger about his
1:52.4	family. He was beefing with them over politics. They sent him this mean letter saying that he
1:56.8	was an embarrassment. He's not, he's a Congressman. He's handsome. He's married to a lovely woman.
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