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All right. Where's Chaps? Nobody knows. No, I know exactly where he is. Okay. I just spoke to him.

And the last I spoke to him, he is in fact on his way to New York City to surprise us. So

it's not going to be a surprise anymore because I'm telling everyone, but the last time I spoke to him,

he was passing through the seven levels of the candy cane forest.

Mm-hmm. Then it's on to the sea of swirly twirly gum drops.

And then he's got to walk through the Lincoln tunnel. But after all that, Chaps will be here.

He will be here. He is our own personal elf. He's on. But the real story is the man's house is

like 40 degrees right now. Pretty much the entire South, a huge winter storm, pummeled the

country's south and midsection, leaving millions and millions without power and Texas and

Chaps is definitely one of them. I believe he put his family up in a hotel. His house is like 40-something

degrees right now. There's photos coming out of Austin and Houston and all these different cities

where people people have put water in their bathtubs and the tubs have frozen. Oh yeah. Yeah,

yeah, it's bad. And you know, people up north won't always give them a hard time. Like, oh,

25 inches. Well, they're not equipped to deal with that stuff. They're

they're posing over and they can't get it get heat any other way. And

everyone saying like, oh, it provides adapt and overcome. I mean, Chaps is in his home. He's not

allowed to leave. There's travel restrictions. You can't leave. And he doesn't have power. I

don't know how you're supposed to have internet without power. So yeah, everyone saying he should be

here and figure out a way. Just be quiet, please. Yeah, 4.2 million without power in Texas right now

from Arkansas to Indiana record low temperatures. Oklahoma City to Minnesota minus 38

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