ZBT #337: Marines #1 in Hazing + Time Travel Goofin

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🗓️ 9 February 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Round 1 (11:08): A Woman sucking dick is the bravest story you’ll hear today. Round 2 (15:36): Our good pals, The Air Force Security Forces Defenders, have some explaining to do as some fella just snuck on base and was doin a little plane goofin on the flight line at Andrews. Round 3 (26:39): The Pentagon released the results of the first-ever service wide hazing data. It turns out the Space Force leads all branches in hazing reports. Ah, just kidding. It was the Marines. Round 4 (40:46): it’s time to update the safety brief: A woman used gorilla glue instead of hairspray in order to keep her hair down. Round 5 (48:03): It’s time to talk about time and space and how folks are attempting to bend time like beckham. Put on your scientists’ hats, baby girls. We’re going intergalactic!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. It's the Tuesday edition
0:10.9	here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds in the magazine. Round number one, a woman's
0:16.8	second dick is the bravest story. You're gonna hear all day. Round number two, our pals,
0:23.3	the Air Force security force defenders have some explaining to do with something. It just snuck
0:28.7	on base and was doing a little plain goofing on the flight line at Andrew's Air Force base.
0:34.0	Round number three, the Pentagon released the results of the first ever service wide hazing data.
0:39.2	It turns out that the Space Force leads all branches and hazing reports.
0:44.0	Just kidding. It's the Marines. Who would have ever thought? It's the Marines. Round number four,
0:49.9	it's time to update the safety brief. A woman used gorilla glue instead of hairspray in order
0:54.5	to keep her hair down when she should have known that the Air Force released their new grooming standards
0:59.7	and it's essentially just have a ponytail and you're fine. Round number five, it's time to talk
1:05.6	about time and space and how folks are attempting to bend time like Beckham put on your scientists hats
1:11.8	and lab coats. Everybody we're gonna go on an intergalactic trip. China is also already trying to use
1:18.8	time machines in their military. We're gonna have a little story about that as well and all that is
1:24.3	gonna be brought to you by our good friends at key nine key nine pro gear. They had the finest
1:30.6	backpacks in the world that no one even comes close. They got assault packs. They got boot packs.
1:35.2	They got everyday carry bag. If you're trying to do a bug out bag, they got that too. They got all
1:40.4	kinds of stuff. Any situation you might find yourself in whether you're like that one fella and
1:44.8	you're why does it seem like every single type of like end of end of days show always ends up in
1:53.4	Los Angeles and like those big ditches that they have essentially like the big concrete ditches.
2:00.8	It feels like every end of times movie is in those places. Right? Yes. Throw on one of those things
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