ZBT #333: National Guard Garage Goofin + Covid Sniffing Dogs
Bold American Pod
Barstool Sports
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🗓️ 26 January 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Round 1: People over the weekend were shitting down ole Senator Tom Cotton about his claim of being a ranger. Was that stolen valor or just a little ranger goofin. Round 2: in A doggie bag of sorts, the Miami Heat are bringing in detector dogs to smell for COVID. Will that work? Well, it’s hard to say. Round 3: Lots of changes are happening in the Oval. The British are upset about a statue and a beloved soft drink button has been removed. Will democracy survive? Round 4: National Guard troops were parked in the garage in the capitol and people were big mad about it. Round 5: What's the craziest thing someone you knew in uniform said or believed? I’ll come up with something better than my pals believing you could swim under Okinawa because the Island floated!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.8 | It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30. And today we have five rounds in the magazine. |
| 0:15.0 | Round number one, this weekend, people were shitting down Tom Cotton's neck because he claimed |
| 0:19.5 | to be a ranger while he was in Iraq and people were, I guess they were scrolls, |
| 0:24.3 | explaining to everyone, scrolling tap, explaining was just a little stolen valor goofing by old Tom Cotton. |
| 0:31.7 | We're going to discuss that. Round number one, round number two, and a doggy bag of sort, |
| 0:35.9 | the Miami Heat are bringing in detector dogs to smell for coronavirus. Will that work? Well, |
| 0:42.4 | it's hard to say. Round number three, lots of changes are happening in the Oval Office. |
| 0:46.8 | The British are upset about a statue and a beloved soft drink, his butt and has also been removed. |
| 0:53.0 | Will democracy survive? Round number four, national guard troops were parked in the garage in the |
| 0:59.2 | capital and people are big, big mad about it. Finally, round number five, what's the craziest thing |
| 1:05.2 | someone you knew in uniform said or believed? I'm going to let you know some of these are absolutely |
| 1:12.0 | ridiculous, ridiculous things that they believe. My favorite personal before we get going, |
| 1:17.9 | obviously the Marines in Okinawa who believe that you really could swim underneath Okinawa. It's |
| 1:23.1 | just a floating island. That's my favorite because they are so earnest. And really, |
| 1:28.3 | islands don't make a lot of sense. The way that the ocean fills in everything is kind of weird. |
| 1:36.6 | Like when you think there's mountain ranges on the ocean floor, I think you just kind of look |
| 1:41.0 | at the ocean like it would be like a pool where it would be smooth. But finding out there's full |
| 1:45.7 | out mountain ranges underneath the ocean when you first find that out. It blows your mind a little |
| 1:51.6 | bit. Yeah a little bit. Yeah a little bit because you look at islands you're like, oh that could |
| 1:54.5 | just be floating. Why would you think that there's mountain ranges? Because when you go to the beach |
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