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🗓️ 15 January 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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ROUND 1: On the last episode I said we’d be totally avoiding this topic today but Kate sucks & has a quick, light, flaky, buttery, syrupy, tasty little update on the latest in DC regarding the troops deployed to the Capitol. ROUND 2: Burn pits, move aside - today we’ve got facts about your arm pits & sweat glands since we already covered buttholes & nipples after previous political topics. Captain Cons, this is your time to shine. ROUND 3: Cue the Bertie Higgins yacht rock but not because we need a palate cleanser from a sad topic - The Coast Guard recovered a stolen Tiki Hut Bar Boat & this thing is a BEAUT ROUND 4: Cons chatted with WWE Superstar Montez Ford about realizing his lifelong dream of being a pro wrestler but not before he stood on the yellow footprints on Parris Island ROUND 5: Safety Brief - don’t go injecting magic mushrooms directly into your veins this weekend. A man in Nebraska found this out the hard way when the ‘shrooms started growing in HIS VEINS and nearly killed him!
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0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
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0:10.9 | chaps and back on ice. Okay. Are you recording? Yes. You're not going to stop me. You're not |
0:20.9 | going to stop me. Have an I believeable stunt. Take that. Look at me. Look at me with a lot of ice in |
0:27.8 | there. It's a big cup. Good day. Wow. Move to Jersey. Rich. Stop. No. Ice. |
0:35.8 | Being with the mob liquid diamonds. It's a big woman. I think one, two, three, one, two, three. |
0:47.4 | It's the Friday edition here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds in the magazine. |
0:52.8 | Round number one in the last episode. I said we'd be totally avoided in this topic today, but Kate sucks. |
0:59.6 | As a quick light flaky buttery surfer tasty little update on the latest in DC, |
1:05.5 | regarding the troops that are all split out in the capital. Round number two, |
1:10.3 | burn pits move aside today. We have facts about your. Your armpits and sweat glands. |
1:16.2 | Since we covered buttolls and nipples a couple episodes ago, Captain Conn's this is going to |
1:21.2 | be your time to shine. Round number three, cue the birdie Higgins. Jot rock because that's not |
1:27.8 | what we need a palette cleanser from the sad topic, but the Coast Guard recovered a stolen tiki |
1:33.1 | hut bar. Now I'm going to make you a trivet again. Okay. Round three, cue the birdie Higgins |
1:40.9 | Jot rock, but not because we need a palette cleanser from the sad topic. The Coast Guard recovered |
1:46.8 | a stolen tiki hut bar boat and this thing is a buttolls. Round number four, |
1:52.8 | Constate with WWE Superstar Montez Ford about realizing his life long drew being a pro wrestler, |
1:58.8 | but not before he stood on the fainting yellow footprints of Paris Island South Carolina. |
2:05.5 | Round number five, safety brief don't go injected magic mushrooms directly into your veins |
2:11.6 | this weekend fellas. A man in Nebraska found out the hard way when the old shrooms started |
2:17.6 | growing in his veins and then nearly killed him and all that is going to be brought to you by our |
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