ZBT #319: The Greatest Beer Run Ever with Chick Donohue

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🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% the best wood carving tools around! Round 1: Things are getting strange when you’re lookin for a little strange from a dude who works with a terrorist group in Syria. When a seriously horny Army vet decided she wanted to provide weapons to an Al Queda operative, she probably should have just jerked off. Round 2: Momma told me not to but I did it anyway, misbehavin. The innocent and pure Coast Guard is filled with scandals. The goody-two-shoes branch had a scheme uncovered where people were cheating on tests! The horror! Round 3: Mind control. The military wants to start using mind control on the battlefield. What could go wrong? Round 4: Cons sat down with Chick Donohue, an absolute legend who went on the single greatest beer run known to man. This story from the battlefield of Vietnam will drop your draw more than ole Nate Robinson. Round 5: George Clooney has been getting barracks cuts for 25 years. Eat shit, 1st Sgt. Song at the end is "Peaches" by The Presidents f The United States of America.

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.9	It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30 and today we are presented by our good friends
0:14.7	at ArborTech. If you haven't tried ArborTech tools, what are you waiting for? They're giving you
0:19.0	a wonderful 25% off at ARBORTECHTools.com slash zero. You get 25% off the best carving, the best power
0:29.2	carver, the best power planer in the entire biz. Make sure you go to ArborTech tools, check out what
0:35.0	they're doing. I'm making today either today or tomorrow. I'm making a lovely Christmas tree,
0:40.4	guys. I'm going to, I, we did our Christmas decorations the day before or maybe it was the day of
0:46.0	Thanksgiving after everybody skiddaddled and we're pulling all this stuff out and I pull out this
0:51.0	wooden Christmas tree that has all this decorative aspects to it and I saw the price tag on the back.
0:56.8	It was like 28 bucks or something like that is what we paid for it. I was like, you, I have
1:02.0	fucking scrap wood, but I shed. I know for a fact I can make this for like a nickel. I'm going to
1:08.8	have all these tools. So I'm going to give it a try and see what it looks like. My look like shit,
1:13.4	like the pirate dog did, but it, or it might actually, no, I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
1:18.4	the part of the part of the part of the dog was, yeah, that it was imperfect. That really gave it a charm.
1:24.1	I agree. Yeah. That elementary school charm that I gave it made it into being lovely.
1:29.3	Make sure you make it look attainable for everybody. You don't look at this and think, oh man,
1:33.9	there's no way I could ever do this. You look at this, you're like, oh, it's kind of crappy. I think
1:37.3	I could do that. Yeah. Well, that's the thing about this stuff is that I'm not like artistic,
1:42.0	like that. Like I have a very like communicative style of like, I guess art is what I would say.
1:48.8	Not and vision. Like I can see things. It's putting it and having the idea and making it come to
1:54.6	life has always been difficult. Like I can imagine great things, but actually being able to do it.
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