ZBT #318: Fish Farts Nearly Started A War

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🗓️ 24 November 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% your order of the best woodcarving tools money can buy! Round 1: It’s Thanksgiving Week so we are gonna talk about what other podcasts dont have the courage to on this holiday. Farts and their threats to national security, not just here but especially in the waters off Sweden. Round 2: I wanna play a game. Let’s see if this headline is about US enlisted troops or Russians. Seven people died after drinking hand sanitizer when the party ran out of booze. Round 3: Reported to the barracks manager or to news outlets by Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten: “I got my penis bitten by fleas because I was keeping squirrels as pets. Round 4: A finally, to wrap things up, we are gonna talk about some things we are thankful for. For example, Im thankful that Im not like this british bloke who is suffering from blindness and paralysis in a hospital in India after being bitten by a snake while battling coronavirus, malaria and dengue fever. Song at the end is "Girl's Club" by Marc Rebillet.

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.9	It's a Tuesday edition here on this Thanksgiving week. And today we are presented by our good friends
0:14.8	at Arbor Tech, Arbor Tech Tools are the best tools if you want to do wood carving, if you want to
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1:09.4	or every live pretty incredible. Make sure that you're carving wood with Arbor Tech Tools.com slash
1:15.7	zero for 25% off today. We have four rounds of the magazine round number one. It's Thanksgiving
1:22.7	week. So we're going to talk about what other podcasts don't have the courage to do on this holiday
1:27.2	season. That's right folks. It's Farts and those same Farts threats to national security not just
1:34.4	here, but especially off the waters in Sweden. Round number two. I want to play a game. Let's see if
1:40.0	this headline is about US and listed troops or Russians. Seven people died this week drinking
1:46.3	hand sanitizer when they ran out of booze at a party. Round number three reported to the barracks
1:52.0	manager or to a news outlet by sex pistol star Johnny Rotten. The quote is, I got my penis bitten
1:58.2	by fleas because I was keeping squirrels as pets and finally round number four. Final way to wrap
2:05.8	things up. We're going to talk about some things that we're thankful for. For example, I'm thankful
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