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🗓️ 13 October 2020
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A very fun Tuesday episode for all of you. Round 1: North Korea is slinging their dingalings all over the joint defying safety in two very different ways. One of those ways is with a big ole nuke and the other is by refusing to wear masks while in formation celebrating said Nuke! Round 2: In more news from the “Theres No Fucking Way That Thing Works” section, there’s a tank… i think it’s a tank… that’s all robotic. We are gonna guess which country it gets left behind in first. Round 3: President Trump, while trailing in most polls by at least 12 points this week, secured the endorsement of the….. Wait. this can’t be right. There must have been a misprint…. President Trump received the endorsement of the Taliban. Round 4: SON OF BITCH! NOOOOOO. PLEASE GOD NO. That’s always my reaction when there is some insane story or plot and the perpetrators happen to be Marines. That being said, there was a plot to kidnap the Governor of Michigan and you’ll never guess which branch of service had veterans involved. Round 5: The squad has a possible military trivia competition coming up. We are gonna use the show to prep/embarrass ourselves..
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0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
0:09.8 | It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30. And today we have five rounds in the magazine. |
0:15.4 | Round number one, North Korea is slinging their dingolings all over the joint, |
0:19.8 | defying safety in two very different ways. One of those ways is a big old nuke. |
0:25.0 | And the other is refusing to wear mask while in formation, celebrating said nuke. Round number two |
0:31.1 | and more news from the there's no fucking way that thing works section. There's a tank. |
0:36.2 | I think it's a tank anyway. We'll have to check tanks are dead, right? Like all across the |
0:40.6 | military are all the tank scanners. That just the I thought they were obsolete or something. |
0:44.7 | Everything but bread. I should have more of my friends. Breadlies are still there. |
0:49.0 | Not anymore. We are going to have an all robotic tank and we're going to guess which country |
0:54.8 | is going to get it left behind first because that thing is definitely going to break somewhere on |
1:00.1 | the globe. Round number three, President Trump while trailing in most polls by at least 12 points |
1:04.9 | this week, secure the endorsement of ways this can't be right. There must have been a misprint here. |
1:12.5 | President Trump received the endorsement of the Taliban. The Taliban said that they |
1:18.1 | want him to stick around. That's great. Round number four, son of a bitch. |
1:23.2 | Son of a bitch. No, please God no. That's always my reaction when there's some insane story or plot. |
1:30.0 | And the perpetrators happen to be Marines. That being said, there is a plot to kidnap the governor |
1:35.1 | of Michigan, Michigan. And you'll never guess which branch of service had veterans involved. |
1:39.8 | Don't be Marines. Don't be Marines. Yeah. Spoiler alert Kate. It's definitely Marines. |
1:44.1 | And they wait till we get to that round. Some of the things that they said |
1:51.1 | absolutely bootrific. Like it's just it's Pog Talk City. |
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