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It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30. It also happens to be my

Kid McCartney's birthday, eight years old. Eight years old, I think

this birthday we had to really settle in and try to make it special. I am a firm believer.

Eight years old is the most important birthday you will ever have in your childhood.

It's the one that you'll remember the most because seven, your memory still kind of like

hazy. I think eight years old, second third grade, if you have a bomb birthday, it's one that

you'll always remember forever. That was a compostous morning. I'm riding high, feeling good.

I also have an anniversary coming up. It's my anniversary will be on Saturday. So big

couple of days here at the Coffin Household. Not even the McNeilies were straight up the

Coffin's this morning. But today you're not here to talk about my family. You're here to talk

about military matters. And today we have five rounds in the magazine round number one.

Last week, we talked about the Air Force putting tattoo parlors on their bases. And this week,

those damn dirty hippies are at it again. That's right. They'll soon have long flowing locks of

hair out the windows of their war planes. And to increase it, I mean, these folks had lettuce already.

What are they going to do? I mean, they're going to essentially be walking around looking like

ZZ top. I won't stand for it. And you're going to hear why in round number two. No damn discipline.

Round number two, where are they now? The US Monholm Rishal edition following a major fire that

pretty much gutted the dang thing. We're going to catch up with the ship that's been making

major waves in the headlines. Round number three, more than 58,000 soldiers. The equivalent of

13 brigade combat teams are non deployable right now. Do the health reasons. You know what they have

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