ZBT #294: Shark Attack on Coast Guardsmen

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🗓️ 28 August 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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FRIDAY VIBES -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off Delta8 THC products -Dadditkit.com promo code "ZBT50" for $50 off sperm testing and storage ROUND 1: Adorable! The Army is okay-ing pushups/PT for minor infractions & Kate has a game to test our leadership skills with this new guidance ROUND 2: Holy shit, we’ve got a Coast Guard story that’s not about intercepting drug smugglers or rescuing boaters?!?!… Hear why one of their ships had to open fire during an open swim call out at sea! ROUND 3: A 1st Sgt in the Army’s combat aviation brigade has banned Cardi B music from their building calling it ‘trash’ and will only be playing 90s music from here on out… sheesh… we have to ask… (all of us --->) Tell us whyyyyy ROUND 4: Remember that huge fire aboard the USS Bonhomme Richard? Well a Navy sailor is currently being investigated for arson by NCIS. If they’re guilty then boyyy are they in for some crappy-shift firewatch. ROUND 5: Catch Me If You Can, Department of Homeland Security Edition! Donovan Nguyen (win) masqueraded as a federal agent for YEARS, pulling over motorists, obtaining guns & searching homes!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. It's a Friday edition
0:11.1	here on zero block 30. And before we get going, Connor has something that he wants to say.
0:15.5	Well, thank you. Something came across my desk earlier this week that was just so preposterous,
0:23.0	so ridiculous that I could not believe it. Something that folks are taught in kindergarten.
0:34.4	So the fact that it was ignored just blew me away. Corporal Manion,
0:43.4	because you please explain to me why I heard that you obtained two coats that did not belong to you
0:51.2	and then had the owner of these coats tell you that you had them and you've still not returned these coats to the owner.
0:59.3	I'm just I'm I'm perplexed. What had happened was first of all, let me say gear adrift is a gift.
1:11.9	As we all know, okay, and bar stool is a giant ship with gear adrift on it. Okay.
1:19.6	Our headquarters is nothing. It's basically a battalion headquarters. It's a battalion headquarters.
1:23.4	There's just shit everywhere. It's freezing in there with the AC. And I didn't realize the
1:28.0	professional hockey player, Biznasty, who we work with Paul Bisonette. He had given some of our
1:34.2	producers very fancy expensive coats similar in a style to his own, but that he has a tan one.
1:41.3	I think it was lime green hot pink and hot purple. And he had given them two three top producers
1:46.1	at bar stool. These ladies with fabulous sense of coat style. I didn't know that. So when I saw
1:51.9	the hot pink and hot purple coats floating through the office, I sort of tactically acquired them as
1:58.1	my own and started wearing them. Now, I wasn't hiding it. I was wearing them very publicly around the
2:03.4	office. I didn't realize that one of the producers had been watching me wear her coat for months,
2:08.4	feeling slightly concerned. And she finally pulled me aside and said, hey, did you know that's my
2:14.0	coat? And I said, no, I didn't. She said, yes, it is. And now that it's confirmed, am I still wearing
2:19.3	the coat? Yes. But if she ever wants it back, no, she can have it back. No, no, you just you give it
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