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ZBT #285: Chainsaw Goofin With Weaponized Baboons

Bold American Pod

Barstool Sports

Government & Organizations

4.63.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Fresh and hot episode full of creamy goodness. -Rockyboots.com promo code "ZBT" gets you 25% off the best damn boots around.- ROUND 1: Are weaponized baboons attacking tourists at a drive-through zoo in the UK? We’d sure like to think so! ROUND 2: One soldier is injured after an M1 Abrams main battle tank accidently fired on another tank during a training exercise at Fort Bliss. If you’re in the area watch out for an enormous ball of shit rolling downhill after this one. ROUND 3: The Chinese Consulate General in Houston has been ordered to close following allegations of spying, but we’re sure they’re totally innocent despite burning a ton of documents in their courtyard the other day. ROUND 4: The Marine Corps Marathon has been cancelled for 1st time in 45 years and we’re only telling you this because Kate wants to remind you she ran it once!


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0:00.0

Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,

0:05.0

Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.

0:10.8

It's a Tuesday edition. Oh wait.

0:12.8

The club. One, two, three, one, two, three.

0:22.4

There we go. It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30. And today we have four rounds in

0:28.2

the magazine. But before we get going, I have to say big, big news in my world. I just had a stock

0:36.2

tank delivered to my house. I'm so excited for those who don't know what is that? What is it?

0:42.4

So a stock tank is supposed to be for cattle. Like if farmers bring out, they bring them out to the

0:49.2

middle of their pastures and they will fill them up and they can have 700, 800, 1200 gallons of water.

0:55.9

So they know that their cows are going to have or their livestock are going to have water for a

1:00.0

long period of time. Well, because I've been on Pinterest a lot, I've been seeing people turn

1:04.9

these stock tanks into like many above ground pools. It the one that I got is eight feet around

1:11.5

and two feet deep. It's actually a lot bigger than I would have expected. Like when it was actually

1:16.1

pulled up on the truck, me and the guy got it out of truck. We rolled it to my backyard,

1:21.1

somehow picked up a little piece of dog poop on the way. So whenever we were rolling it,

1:25.7

sat right on a dog turd, rolled it around with it. We put it in the backyard and now I got to get

1:31.6

some sand to level out the area that we're going to put it in. I'm going to build a little deck

1:36.6

behind it. Have like some music going out there. Listen to some Garth Brooks, crush some

1:41.5

lone star lights in there. It's going to be great. This is going to be a pull for you. Oh yeah,

1:47.1

pull for me. All you need really. I put it in the group chat. Look at the big

1:51.3

inside. It just looks like it's more made for animals. It's definitely made for animals. Yeah.

1:57.1

As long as you can float on a tube and something, that's all that matters. You don't need it to be deep.

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